tutu lives!

in memory of tutu 1975 - 1995

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tutu has a new best friend!

his name is mugsy

just like tutu, mugsy has issues with housebreaking

but as we get older we probably will too

mugsy lives with john. here is a picture of john waving hello to you.

what is that in his pants??

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you have to see this great site many of them seem to be guys i went out with in high school

old boyfriends from hell

my dissertation topic is cynicism and the delegitimation of ideology

i am not joking

what is scary is that i need it to keep my job

TAKE A LOOK AT ARGUABLY THE WORST CRISIS I HAVE EVER FACED!!

it was hell and is still is. there is actually (and never was) any proof that phenolphthalein causes cancer. i think they pulled it cause too many recovering bulemics spoiled it for the rest of us. remember, girls, bulemia has a proud and noble history (viz . to wit. caligula).

YES!!! I QUIT SMOKING!!

deciding i was simply not bitter and misanthropic enough, am depriving myself of my favorite food group....nicotine.

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i certainly miss smoking.

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check out some of my auctions and see how low i can sink this week in the continuing quest for yet another prada handbag